i so couldnt think of a better title than that. x) my day has literally been made out of those three things put together. absolutely ridiculous isnt it? but hell was it fun.

the dinosaur-talks, if you've been reading regularly, you would've figured that was with my dad. x)
and so, according to hiiim perfumes smell like dinosaur farts and dinosaur pee has been made into a juice we all regularly drink but is disguised behind a normal, harmless name. i.e. Orange Juice.
honestly, my dad makes the craziest theories. :PP and it has prooobably put me off orange juice, for a number of months. not because i believe it or anything, only a crazy person would x), prolly because when im drinking it ill remember the moment and laugh and end up squirting orange juice out of my nose. not pretty, i tell you. HAHA.

and about the gay reff? HAHA. you so should see it, here i've embed it for ya its over at the top, if it doesnt show thenn. your loss. HAHA. no, im not that mean. just go You Tube and type Gay Referee. you will not be disappointed i tell you, probably the gayest dude ive ever seen. HAHA.

and the burps, probably the most fun of 'em all. x) i went on a burping spree with the girls. why? HAHA, ill probably start at the top yes?

today was the flag waving for the Cambodian president right? and when i got there i got an instruction instead of a 'hi'. honestly, some people could be so rude. HAHA. no, im kidding. Fang Yi went 'follow Ruth.' so straightforward eh. :PP so we followed Ruth into the bus, and it was full. but i found out its exactly how much form3's went. and the bus was quite small, so most form3's are gunna get a beating when they get back to schoo'. x)

they gave is this box which says 'Ayam Goreng'. I di'nt open it till the guy infront'a me wanted to see whats inside and i opened it. there wass, a bun, a lychee drink and several biscuits. guess what? no fried chicken. x) the guy was like 'nada ayam? nada ayam. gila, cheating eh.' :PP then teacher Binoy wanted to sit on my seat so i ended up seating at the back, on one of the empty seats and i just sat there listening to my AAR telling me not to play with because their paper heart will bleed. classic really, i love the way artists make clever lines, nine in the afternoon especially.

anywhoo's we got to the place near Istana, and they practically hid us from the road. i mean, wasnt the point of flag waving for them to see us waving the flag at them? we werent even flag waving we were just hangin' around. Aime pointed out this fat guy ssitting down. and he was sitting down in this way, i dunnoe how to describe 'cept in pinoy we call it bukangkang x) and Aime pointed out that there was a hole there. incredibly stupid man, i laughed like nuts. x) and then when we wanted to go up there to sit down, which we did all the teachers went whacko on us, Ruth got so pissed off mann. ann'en when we were supposed to go up she was like 'they scolded me for going up now i dont wanna go up anymore.' yeah. she was angry. like reeealy.

and so we went to the other side of the street and sat down in the shade there, we di'nt have much time for me to crack under the sun like i did with Ruth that last time x) which was a shame really. HAHA. i kept sayenn' hi to people passing us byy. like random people, i once said HI! to this random dude driving with his window down and Ruth was like 'ewww, Ells so desperate.' x) weeell, excuuuse me. HAHA. and then Aime started this game where we had to find cars with certain last numbers.. our first number was 8 so we had to find cars with plate number that ends with 8. we were like madpeople there pointing and screaming at cars which had our numbers. in the end, i pointed and pointed at a car that had 1 last and i felt triumphant. till Aime pointed out a car with its plate number ending in 0. =.=" HAHA. Ruth was like 'dont be so desperate with the numbers people!' the one staking part were me, Aime, Fang Yi and SOMETIMES Hannah. Hannah was like 'who started this weird game anyway?' and Aime was like 'i dont know.' but we both know she did. x)

other than playing that incredibly pointless game, me adn Fang Yi laughed at the stupid songs in my phone. i.e. the Indian Twinkle Twinkle Little Star and the Fluppy Lauugh. HAHA. the Fluppy Laugh made us laugh like shiiiit. x) and then we went along to the beat of Go Girl by Pitbull. you know that song which goes like
i party like a rockstar,
i look like a moviestar
i play like an allstar
and fuck like a pornstar
baby, im a superstar.
okay, not a very promising song i know, but the beat is awesome. x) ann'en the Cambodian dude finally came and we waved our flag and went to the bus. i sat next to Aimz this time. :)

when we got back to the schoo' it was only 2something and the paper said we'd be done by 4.30. honestly, the time gap is.. huge. so the time gap was spent, doing the most crazy thing really. but also the funniest things. x) we went to tamu since like we di'nt have anything better to do and Steven was smoking there and Caryle was wanting to smoke like crazy so we had to bring her out. but we got us drinks first, i borrowed a buck from Aime :] ann'en we walked back to schoo'.

for some reason we started talking about the process of giving out shit, and being in labour x) at one point we actually screamed as to let eachother know how loud we'd be screaming in the process of labour. no doubt, Hannah was the loudest. HAHA.

then we told the stupidest stories of.. masturbating for some STUPID and freaking unknown reason y'know. Caryle told of this guy she saw who was masturbating like a madperson and sperm goinga ll over the place. she said it was pink. HONESTLY, i doubt that. HAHA. and someone told of accidentally watching these group of people masturbating on webcam. which was.. so whacko. ann'en Ruth said she saw a naked guy on our school roof once. yeah, thats all i remember.. thank god. x) so weirdo la.

and then at one point my dad called me and i answered and he PROLLY could hear Caryle in the background, but i pray he di'nt, going 'SHE HAS A BOYFRIEND.' and everyone else going 'MRS LAPLAP.' or something like that. i had to backaway you know but Caryle was practically trailing me practically screaming into the phone 'she has a boyfriend, his name is Joel.' yeah, honestly. when i got off the phone i gave the death glare to Caryle. :PP

but i started this burping craze y'know. the first reaction was seriously hilarious. i burped, overloaded on Pepsi Twist maybe x), and everyone was like whooooa, in that way you know. 'cept Hannah she was drinking her Mirinda and when i burped she actually spit everything that was in her mouth out onto the floor. it was, funny. like, really. x) i burped around three times that day. and Aime wanted to burp, and she did but it wasnt as big as mine really :PP. then Hannah burped, Fang Yi burped and then i asked Caryle why she di'nt wanna burp. she said she dont burp, just like that. after that sentence, a burp made its way out of her mouth. i was triumphant x) yeah, the rest of the afternoon was filled with them taking both of my shoes and placing them on the roof and the almost-endless search for my bag which Caryle hid, until the point of me wanting to go home because my dad would prolly have my head. x) so i walked home in my heels, and by this time they were prolly killing my feet. practically.

then i went home to a list of chores to do. but first, i had to watch my daily Kdrama. x) unstoppable wedding was hilarious today as Mrs Wang wanted to give money to Miho to tell her to stop dating Gibaek. it was originally ,10,000 but she ACCIDENTALLY rearranged it with the money she was supposed to give Ibaek, a measly 30 dollars. of course, she should be insulted right? but Miho gave the money back because well she isnt with Gibaek for the money. meanwhile Ibaek was practically hyperventilating about the 10,000 his mother gave him because, if you know Ibaek his mother wouldnt trust him with the house keys really. x) and then she exchanged it again and accidentally gave Miho the 3million which was meant for her hotel. HAHA. x) funnyfunny.

after that, i did a bit of my chores till momma came home and i watched My Super Sweet 16 with her. it was the one who won the Super Sweet 16 party, it was her party she had cancer so yeah. and the party was awesome, i loved the dress that was designed from her by Heatherette, honestly the most wildest and gorgeous designs ever are what they come up with, and the starstudded guests in her party. it was awesome that they got her most favourite band to come. and my favourite surprise for her was who sang her Happy Birthday song.

My Chemical Romance.

lucky girl, lucky LUCKY girl. :PP they sang Im Not Okay and Teenagers. aweeesome. i was kindof worried about mom watching the MCR performances, but i di'nt give a dammn. i was enjoying the performances. :]

ann'en we watched, or the rents watched, American Idol. me and my brother dont have that American Idol fever you know, but im just interested on watching Ramiele Malubay and David Archuletta's performances. okay, yes i admit.. i have teh Archuletta Fever that most girls have right now, but who could blame us you know? he's got an awesome voice, he's got the sweetest face and he's.. what? 17? HAHA.

then we went out, in which the dinosaur talk started. my dad's crazy. and i love his humor almost as much as i love him, its honestly funnyshiiit. he repeats jokes you know, but you feel as if their so new and funny. for example he repeats the dirty sock thing. he says Indians use dirty socks that havent been washed in over 3months as filter to make Tea Tarikh. ii dont know how to spell, and its disgusting i know but its really funny when he says it x)

okay, its 10.53 now and i think i've said enough yes? my brother is bound to fall asleep in minutes, so much for his online-till-1am thing. :PP

Funny Quote of The Day:
Daddy: Lyel, you said you eat in school. why you bring the food back if you already eat?
Lyel: i di'nt eat so much laa pa.
Daddy: wait, where's the flag? did you eat the flag?
Lyel: no Pa, i di'nt eat the flag.
Daddy: because last time, Benedict bring home the flag i think you eat the flag.
Lyel: But I Didnt Eat The Flaaaaaag! Its with my teacher!
Daddy: just tell me Lyel, i wont be angry la. just admit you eat the flag. why did you eat the flag? why didnt you tell me, i could've bought food for you. i make it a point in life to keep the fridge full for my kids. next time ah, dont eat the flag.
Lyel: [mouthing] I DI'NT EAT THE FLLLAAAAG!

HAHA. yes my daddy's insane really. he's been bugging me with that for the whole night now, i have a gut feeling it'll still be on by tomorrow. x)

so now i leave you with pictures of Heatherette's designs, okay their gay but their designs are absolutely mindblowing. :) cheers.

riight, they always end up on top. ho'well. x)