Isabella Swan: Are you going to tell me how you stopped the van?
Edward Cullen: Yeah. Um... I had an adrenaline rush. It's very common. You can Google it.

Miranda: so you wanna go to the prom with me?
Justin Russo: well i have to check my schedule but-
Miranda: are you trying to be cool?
Justin Russo: yeah.
Miranda: dont be cool. i dont like cool guys.
Justin Russo: dont worry, im not cool at all.

• if i tied my hair in pig tails and dressed in kiddie clothes, people will think i'm an 11 year old.
• i'm so good at being lame.
• perfect guys HAVE to be British. example: Ed Westwick and Robert Pattinson.
  
• i crave a vampire now.
• you cant Google up a good article on plucking your eyebrows properly.
• Ed Westwick sounds manlier with his British Accent.
• my hair is undeniably soft that i can sleep on the floor without a pillow and be comfortable.
  
• my brother is so desperate he literally choked me to play Scrabble with him.
  
• Alligators still freak the bitch out of me.
• Breaking Dawn is easily read over and over and over.
• most girls have a love/hate relationship with Jacob Black.
  
• there are more downloadable items from Twilight than Gossip Girl.
• soon Blair and Chuck will say the three little words their being so stubborn about.
• Niks got us Chuck scarves.
  
• but i still want her here in Brunei.