I think my cat may have a drug problem. It started a while ago when her behaviour changed which was followed by money missing from my wallet.  At first I thought it must have been my wife stealing the money because…well…when is the last time you saw a cat spending money?  Yeah exactly.
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“While you are out, can you get some Christmas wrapping paper?”.  Except that I wasn’t really listening because I am a man.  Instead of wrapping paper, I bought Christmas crapping paper…which apparently is great for wiping your arse, but not so good for wrapping a present.  I don’t know why though…it was 2 ply!    And if my present to my wife was the gift of going to the toilet on a very regular basis…which it was as I cooked dinner…I don’t really see what the problem was!  But either way, I screwed up.

im in love with the guy. or at least, his humor. i thank Hunnybunch for introducing him to me. :)

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