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Aikks: i want a baby brother. my parents dont want though.
Ells: that's easy. then get a son.
Aikks: ARE YOU CRAZY? I DONT WANT TO BE PREGNANT!
Ells: why not? your older than me.
Aikks: BY ONE YEAR. I DONT WANT A KID!
Ells: WHY NOT?
Aikks: FINE. because i already have a son. his name is McArtney. i dont know his Father's name. here's a picture!
Ells: PFFT! KISS MY ASS, AIKKS, I DONT BELIEVE YOU!

do YOU believe this Family Picture? O.O" DONT BELIEVE, DONNNNNNNT! hahahhaha.

love you Aikkkkks. :p

i was tagged by the most wonderful Whore evarrrr :p

• Each blogger must post these rules.
• Blogger must being with ten facts about them.
• Other bloggers who are tagged must also state the rules and ten facts about themselves.
• You must choose ten people to give this award to and list their names at the end
• It is essential that a tag is left at their tag boards ,letting them know about the awards they've received.

1. my worst habit is that my biting; it gets pretty out of hand. i used to chew on the ends of my hair, this is the biggest reason why up till now i never had hair longer than below my shoulders.
2. i enjoy acting like i'm younger than my age. some people think its immaturity, no. okay, yeah, it is immaturity. :p
3. i scare easily. way too easily.
   
4. mother confirmed that the only thing i have that's even remotely big is my ass. true story. HAHA!
5. i dont have much patience for anything.
6. i can write a full 180 words Karangan now! it just has poor grammar and maybe wrong words and stuff. :p
7. i'm one of the mushiest people you would ever meet. like, srsly. :p
8. i go through phases. i'm in a bright-coloured, everything-girly phase right now. much to my mother's pleasure.
   
9. if you look up the word bookworm in the dictionary, my picture would be a picture definition!
10. i always want more, more, more. more books, more make up, MORE clothes, more dvd's, more friends, more everything.

i tag:
Kimmy
Chelsayy
Chuck! (Izaq)
Marla
Niks
Richelle

i dont HAVE ten people to tag. :(

***

after dinner.
daddy: LYEL, LYEL! LOOK AT MY TUMMY OH, IT'S ALIVE!
lyel looks at daddy's inflated stomach.
lyel: OMG. ITS ALIVE.
daddy: yeah! there's an elephant inside!
lyel: i almost believe that.
daddy: COME, LISTEN TO MY TUMMY. YOU HEAR MUSIC. THE ELEPHANT SO LONELY AND SAD SINGING THE SONG LONEEEEEELY, I'M MISTER LONEEEEEEELY.
lyel runs away.
daddy: COME WAAAA. THE ELEPHANT BECOME VERY SAD IF YOU DONT LISTEN BA.
lyel: HAIDONWANNNNNNN.

today was exhausting. chores, chores, chores. the Cullens made me chill. (: then watched the movie i got from Ate Marla, A Song To The Sun or something. quite sad, cried in the end. i love the song, Karis! DOWNLOADS? :D hahahhahaha.

i think Hannah's going to give me a hamster for christmas! AUMG. YAAAAAAAAY.

see you guys sunday! (karis and hannah, not you. unless you go to CFCB. haha.)

brother plays CS, volume on high.

daddy: be careful, ah, ben! 

ben: what?

daddy: if your not careful you might shoot me and your sister.

daddy & lyel : HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA.

ben & mommy: thats not even funny!

daddy & lyel: it's a father-daughter thing.

***

daddy walks into my bedroom.

daddy: lyel, lyel! i have a joke for you. 

lyel puts down her book.

lyel : what?

daddy: okay, so there was this red bean bun and chicken feet. they both went to watch a sad movie. the red bean bun cry so much, but the chicken feet didnt cry. you wanna know why?

lyel: why? 

daddy: so easy, and you dont know!

lyel: WHY NGA EH?

daddy: because, the read bean bun have FILLINGS and chicken feet dont have!

daddy & lyel: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA.

ben: THAT ISNT EVEN FUNNY!

daddy & lyel: its a father daughter thing okaaaaaaaaaay, you wouldnt get it.

***

lyel comes out of the kitchen.

daddy is on the way to the kitchen.

lyel and daddy are face to face and none will move.

daddy: LETS DISCO! 

lyel and daddy starts dancing and falling all over the place.

mommy: please dont disco near the dining table, i just put the plates. 

lyel and daddy: hokay, :discoes all over the place. 

Isabella Swan: Are you going to tell me how you stopped the van?
Edward Cullen: Yeah. Um... I had an adrenaline rush. It's very common. You can Google it.

Miranda: so you wanna go to the prom with me?
Justin Russo: well i have to check my schedule but-
Miranda: are you trying to be cool?
Justin Russo: yeah.
Miranda: dont be cool. i dont like cool guys.
Justin Russo: dont worry, im not cool at all.

funny moments.

***
i made a couple of discoveries today:

• if i tied my hair in pig tails and dressed in kiddie clothes, people will think i'm an 11 year old.
• i'm so good at being lame.
• perfect guys HAVE to be British. example: Ed Westwick and Robert Pattinson.
  
• i crave a vampire now.
• you cant Google up a good article on plucking your eyebrows properly.
• Ed Westwick sounds manlier with his British Accent.
• my hair is undeniably soft that i can sleep on the floor without a pillow and be comfortable.
  
• my brother is so desperate he literally choked me to play Scrabble with him.
  
• Alligators still freak the bitch out of me.
• Breaking Dawn is easily read over and over and over.
• most girls have a love/hate relationship with Jacob Black.
  
• there are more downloadable items from Twilight than Gossip Girl.
• soon Blair and Chuck will say the three little words their being so stubborn about.
• Niks got us Chuck scarves.
  
• but i still want her here in Brunei.
  

goodbye.

i'm still bored.

eep. in order to pass the time while the antivirus software scans (it's been scanning since 15minutes ago and it's only 10% complete =.=) and to try and distract myself from the guilt (i signed off my Windows Live until the virus scanning is complete :S) i shall blog, well more like quote, Bella-Jacob moments. yes, i'm sorry there were more Jacob-Bella moments than Edward-Bella. Jacob can be sweet too. (:

actually most of these moments are products of jealousy. i like jealousy, its amusing to watch. not so awesome to feel though. :p

We walked silently past the front room where Charlie was lying on the sofa.
"Hey kids," he said, sitting forward. "Nice to see you here Jake."
"Hey, Charlie" Jacob answered casually, pausing. I stalked on to the kitchen.
"Whats wrong with her?" Charlie wondered.
"She thinks she broke her hand," I heard Jacob tell him.
"How did she do that?" As my father, I thought Charlie ought to sound a bit less amused and a bit more concerned.
Jacob laughed. "She hit me."
Charlie laughed too, and i scowled.
"Why did she hit you?"
"Because I kissed her," Jacob said, unashamed.
"Good for you kid," Charlie congratulated him.

...

Edward spoke in a voice so peaceful and gentle that it made the words strangely more threatening. "I'm not going to kill you now, because it would upset Bella."
"Hmpfh." i grumbled.
Edward turned slightly to throw me a quick smile. His face was still calm. "It would bother you in the morning," he said, brushing his fingers across my cheek.
Then he turned back to Jacob. "But if you ever bring her back damaged again - and i dont care whose fault it is; i dont care if she merely trips or a meteor falls out of the sky and hits her in the end - if you return her to me in less than the perfect condition that i left her in, you will be running with three legs. Do you understand that, mongrel?"
Jacob rolled his eyes.
Edward continued. "And if you ever kiss her again, i will break her jaw for her." he promised, his voice still gentle and velvet and deadly.

yes, Jacob can get annoying. but he and Edward are playing a game. he just wants to win.

"Think about it, Bella. According to you, you've kissed just one person - who isnt even really a person - in your life and your calling it wuits? How do you know that's what you want? Shouldnt you play the filed a little?"
I kept my voice cool. "I know exactly what i want."
"Then it couldnt hurt to double check. Maybe you should try kissing someone else - just for comparison's sake.. since what happened the other day doesnt count. You could kiss me, for example. I dont mind if you want to use me to experiment."
He pulled me tighter against his chest. He was smiling at his joke, but i wasnt taking any chances.
"Dont mess with me, Jake I swear I wont stop him if he wants to break your jaw.
"You're in a bad mood today."
"I wonder why?"
"Sometimes I think you like me better as a wolf."
"Sometimes i do. Its probably because of the way you cant talk."
"No i dont think thats it. I think its easier to be near me when I'm not human, because you dont have to pretend youre not attracted to me."

Jacob: your lips are still blue. Want me to warm those up for you too? You only have to ask.
Edward sighed heavily.
Bella: behave yourself.

"Why are you so much furrier than your friends? You dont have to answer if im being rude."
"Because my hair is longer," he said, amused.
"Oh. Then why cont you cut it? Do you like to be shaggy?"
He didnt answer right away, and Edward laughed under his breath.
Jacob made an annoyed sound. "Oh he'll tell you anyway, so i might as well. I was growing my hair out because it seemed like you liked it better long."
"Oh." I felt awkward.

"Sleep well, Jacob," Edward murmured. "Enjoy the moment."
It was quiet again, and the tent held still for a few minutes. The wind seemed to have decided that it wasnt going to flatten us after all, and was giving up the gight.
Edward groaned softly. "I didnt mean that quite so lietrally."
"Sorry," Jacob whispered. "You could leave, you know - give us a little privacy."
"Would you like me to help you sleep, Jacob?" Edward offered.

the end of Eclipse is sad. oh, so sad. i cant wait for the movie. of New Moon too, me and Ate Marla will probably end up crying like babies when Edward leaves (as i said, Edward left for most of the book. It was a Jacob-Bella book.).

***
i find Ate Marla's blog post about yesterday funny. well NOT funny. just so true, that i cant help but smile again. :p

AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

OH MY GOSH!!!!!!!!!!!

EEEEEKKKKK!!!!!

HE IS SOOO HOT!!!!!!

WHERES JACOB???
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hahahah y'all probably think i've gone bonkers... well.. i guess i have! XD written above is the top 5 things i have been screaming all afternoon! XD I WATCHED TWILIGHT!!!!! EEEEEKKKK!!!!!!! OH MY GOSH!!!!!!!!! *sighs* IT WAS AWESOME!!!!!! XD

i was so eager to watch twilight that i disturbed ells from reading eclipse... wahahaha im sorry ells! >< style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">EDWARD and JACOB and ERIC!!!!!!! wohoo!!!! edward was SOOOO frickin HAWT!!!! and so frickin sweet as well!!!! X) i want my own vampire! XD acob was hot as well! but the long hair kinda ruined it... he should have tied it up in a pony tail... but WHO CARES??? i dont!!! XD XD everytime we saw jacob... me and ells would make an ear piercing scream! and its at the same tone as well!!! cool huh!!! thats how much we LOVE the movie! XD nd eric was frickin funny!!!! hahahah and he is asian! acting in an american movie! cool huh!!!!

*bella and edward walks out of garden*

eric: BELLA! look bella!!! ITS A WORMMMM~!!!! XD

bella: ok....

ahahahahahahha he was so random!!!!! and soo ADORABLE!!! XD if you have watched wendy wu... eric is wendy's brother XD WORM!!!!!!! XD

haha neways... moving on... we couldnt stop jumping up and down the bed too! XD its a miracle the bed is still standing strong hahahah :Pi swear... i bet we could have broken the guiness world record for most screams in an afternoon haha :P oh oh oh... and we almost cried when edward told bella to leave him :( that was freaking sad!!! like..whoah... hayy~ i bet im gonna cry when edward breaks up with her on new moon... cant wait for the next movie! XD twilight is the best!!! YOU THERE! WATCH IT!!!! YOU SERIOUSLY WONT REGRET IT! XD just cant freaking describe how TOTALLY AWESOME it was!!!! XD I LOVE TWILIGHT!!!! ITS THE BEST!!!!! XD

ok... after the movie was done... we still couldnt get over its awesomeness so we spent loike how many minutes saying "that was awesome" like a million times hahahahaha XD then we decided to watch tv outside and cook hot dogs! XD i lurrrve tender juicy hot dogs!!! XD wheee~ then we watched hairspray! XD ells has a crush on zac efron hahahaha XD then i had to get back home coz it was getting late :3

THANKS AGAIN ELLS FOR LETTING ME WATCH TWILIGHT!!!!!! XD XD

this truly is a day to remember!!!! XD the day i watched twilight! *grins* XD XD

~

-http://wingedlilangelmarlie8.blogspot.com/

53% complete. boo.

***

Carlisle: you have to bite her and suck the venom out Edward, or else she will die.
Edward: you and I both know I cant do that!
Carlisle: you have to TRY, Edward!
Edward looks at Bella.
Edward: i'm going to make you go away Bella, im not going to hurt you anymore. Im going to make you go away.
Edward bites Bella. few seconds pass.
Carlisle: stop it, Edward. Your going to kill her, its enough.
Edward continues to drink.
Carlisle: you HAVE to remember to stop. stop it, Edward.
-everything goes black, Edward hasnt stopped drinking yet.-

this is the part of the movie i hated the most. me and Ate started yelling at the television, cussing. gah. :/

yes, Twilight crazy. Im sure your sick of me now.

i think i just accepted a virus. O.O" and whats worse is it got sent to everyone in my MSN list. :S
do not accept! DONT ACCEPT. if its too late then, i'm sorry. :S
my PC is having a hard time with Windows Live now. :S

omfg. if i turn my PC off will it crash and not work anymore? HAYAH.

nah, Ate Marla i dont blame you.

thats how it feels over here. even when i'm in my thickest pair of jammies AND a pair of jogging pants (i dont like wearing shorts whenever the parents are home, they never fail to tell me how fugly my legs look). grr.

***
my throat is fugger sore. like srsly. ate Maan came by today to watch Twilight with me. it was awesome. HAHA. like, srsly. you can ONLY scream this much with a girl, you will never have this much dignity with a guy. EVARRR. :p

ate walks into the room
ate marla: hi! wait. what ARE you doing?
ells was face down on the edge of the bed looking at something on the floor.
ells: reading! duh. -points to Eclipse in the floor.
ate marla: okaaaaaaaaaaay. LETS WATCH TWILIGHT!

ate maan (MAAN and MARLA are the same person, PEOPLE.) came over with her brother at around 2ish. i was reading Eclipse. she was so eager to watch Twilight, so was i! i drove my brother to near madness as i kept asking "what time did you ask them to come?" and "are they here yet?"

so we went to Mommy's room to watch and we had everything we needed. the air con was on, we had pillows to scream into (not much use for that now!) and the dvd player was working great. the movie started, it was only cinema copy like i said but still. thank goodness the sound was good.

what's so WEIRD is we HARDLY EVER screamed like girls whenever we saw Edward. like, srsly. well except for the first time but still. what shocked both of us was that the first ever person we saw in the movie was Jacob.

Bella and Charlie stand awkwardly.
Charlie leaves.
Bella : the best thing about Charlie, he never hovers.
Bella walks to the window.
Ells: OMFG, ATE ATE ATE! LOOK! IT'S JACOB!!
ate Marla: WHERE? I CANT SEE!
Ells: POINTS.
ate Marla: OMG! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Ells: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

this went on whenever Jacob came up, which was what? FIVE TIMES IN THE MOVIE? HMPFH. i cant wait for New Moon. but of course like Ate says we would miss Edward.

it's SO hard not to keep from smiling when i remember this afternoon. tapi, let me introduce characters to you na, FOR YOUR SAKE AIME V! hahahahha.


if your still that ignorant, THIS is Bella and Edward. Bella's gorgeous i just didnt expect HER to play Bells. y'know. HAHA. but Edward. damn, oh DAMN Edward. he deserves another picture!




cinema copy, but who really gives a damn.
since Ate couldn't come today, i invited Marla to my place tomorrow to watch! YAAAAAAAAAAAY.

i love my background image, Aime made it. LOVE YOU VI. (L)

night!

P.S. where's Niks? :(

It was always a bad day when Edward was away...
I think he saw through me, though. A little. This morning there had been a note left on my pillow.

I'll be back so soon you won't have time to miss me.
Look after my heart - i've left it with you.

***

"It's late," he said again, murmuring, almost crooning how, his voice smoother than silk. "Sleep, my Bella. Dream happy dreams. You are the only one who has ever touched my heart. It will always be yours. Sleep, my only love."
He started to hum my lullaby, and i knew it was only a matter of time till i succumbed, so i closed my eyes and snuggled closer into his chest.

gah. i want an Edward Cullen. :( oh, and also most of the female population in this world right now, probably. i blame Stephenie Meyer, he's just too perfect. sad, he isn't real. ho hum.

do the weird love scenes bother you? HAH, get used to it. xP you can't really blame me for swooning with this stuff now can you.

might update later. MIGHT.

goodbye, people. :)

tagged by the babe, Niks. (:

What's the relationship of you with him/her?
- she's THE babe, MY best friend. partner buddies when it comes to girl talk, boy stalking, books, the drama on GG and OTH, and everything else. (;

5 impressions towards him/her?
- she's awesome, she's gorgeous (inside and out, and she doesnt even know it), ultra fun to be around, srsly lovable annnd totally reliable. :D

The most memorable thing he/she said to you?
- 'i'm going to play Have You Met Ells with him!' xP HAHAHAH. she picked up the hottest kid ever for me. :P there were more memorable stuff lah, but she knows this so well about me, i'm the Goldfish, rmmbr? haha.

The most memorable thing he/she has done for you?
- she was there for me when i needed to rant about how much i missed him back then and when i needed a shoulder to cry on. particularly round June, July this year. yerr. AND SHE PICKED UP THE HOTTEST KID EVER FOR ME? HAHAHAH. xP

If he/she becomes your lover, you will...
- Niks? my lover? HAHA. IF (note the very important IF) she was, i'd give her a chance to try out her nutella dream. NOTE THE IF! AUMG, THIS IS STILL CREEPY. XD HAHAHAH. ofcourse i'd find a cure for her horrible ferrero and nutella allergy first. :)

If he/shebecomes your enemy, you will...
- i would not be able to live with myself, like srsly. this is my BABE we're talking about! :S

If he/she becomes your lover, he/she has to improve on...
- err. i'm miniscule remember? she'd have to lose some height. HAHAHAH. xP

If he/she becomes your enemy, the reason would be..
- IF she becomes my enemy, which she WILL NOT I SWEAR, it would probably be because of some guy. but ten minutes into that fight i would rip the guy's head off cause i would realize that he wasn't worth it. i swear to god.

The most desirable things things to do to him/her are?
- hug, hug, hug, hug, hug even though i know that i probably feel like a teddy bear to her <33 oh and poke, poke, poke. :3

The overall impression you have of him/her is?
- she's seriously awesomeass, and i fucking love her. <3

How do you think people around feel about you?
- i think they think i'm too small. wait, i KNOW they think i'm too small. that i'm too loud, that' im really really weird, that i'm trying too hard, that i'm really creepy? :/ omg, omg, omg, fears!

What attributes about yourself do you like?
- no matter what anyone says, i'm in love with my height. and that i KNOW i'm fun. HAHA.

On the contrary, the things that you hate about yourself?
- i'm overreactive, srsly even that is an understatement.

The most ideal person you want to be is?
- i am me, go away.

For the people who care about you and like you .. Say something about them.
- aumg, i fucking love you guys! hahahaahha. i only have an individual thing to say to each of you, so yer. xP

The 10 people I tag :

1. Aiveeee
2. Daddy Kimmy
3. Audrey Whore.
4. Izaq the Chuck Patatas.
5. Richellerrr!
6. Serrah.
7. Sieww. (:
8. Chelsayy
9. Alister.

sorry, people. i can't quite handle TEN.

Who is #2 having relationship with?
- he's with number one.

Is #3 a female or a male?
- she's the sluttiest whore girl, evarrrrrrr. :p

If #7 and #4 were together, would it be a good thing?
- OMG, IT'D BE SO WEIRD. hahaha. they dont even know each other. :p

How about #5 and #8?
- err, freaky? xP

Is #4 single?
- pfft, don't bother ladies. he's Chuck Bass! (well i'm the Bass but ignore that for a bit) he's a "womanizer" HAHAHAHHAHA. -rolls eyes-

Say something about #6.
- you mean, Guatemala? HAHA. i miss you, Sarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. :p

i'm not going to bother putting the words together, thank goodness for bullet's. (:

• behind me the family is watching Oprah where the 16 year old Filipina Charice Pempengco sings her heart out. pinoy pride. (:
• brother bought a pair of jeans at Giordano yesterday (ignoring the fact that i found this srsly cute top that said 'everybody needs hugs' in front that cost 9.90) and wore it today for church. he said it was ultra tight on him.
  

  Ben: SIS! SO TIGHT, CANNOT EVEN PUT MY PHONE IN THE POCKETS.
  Lyel: now you know how it feels to be the Jonas Brothers, are you going to give them some respect now?
  Ben: i HAVE to. my legs cant BREATHE.

• Edward (of COURSE you know im talking about Twlight) gets more and more perfect each book (once again ignoring the fact that i skipped this book to read Breaking Dawn, he's still pretty awesome ass).
  

  Bella: so lets say my bad luck crashed the plane. what would YOU have done about it??
  Edward: why is the plane crashing?
  Bella: the pilots are passed out drunk.
  Edward: easy. i'd fly the plane.

• if you hadn't figured it out, Weng Jin borrowed me Eclipse. woo. it's slightly better reading this already knowing that it ends with a happy ending. (:
• it's confirmed. Twilight gets out here on Dec18. Twilight freaks, minus Ate Maan (miss you!!), were sitting in one row and whispering violently about Edward and Bella this afternoon. :p
• i'm currently stalking Stephenie Meyer and was able to download 8 Chapters of Midnight Sun (TWILIGHT WITH EDWARD'S POINT OF VIEW! AUMG, AUUUUMGGGG!!) and more from her webbie. she's quite awesome. check her out, StephenieMeyer.com. oh, she's the author of Twilight btw. WOOOOOOOOOO.
• Niks is leaving for Chaiiiiiina tomorrow. im going to miss her to fucking bits. even though i know she has full on Internet access it still saddens me to know she isnt in the same dot as i am (lets face it, Brunei is nothing more than a dot you put your finger to in the World Map).
• watching Hairspray. i super like the I Can Hear The Bell song. xP Zac looks jerk-y though. :( but he seems like the good guy here.
  
• i still hurt. :/ quite badly. during the day the pain is merely muted. boo.
  

goodnight!

darlinks.

way back when

thankyouu.